MHINDI ANAJIBU METHALI.
(1) Mfa maji?… tampa life jacket.,
(2) Mwenda pole?…tachelewa fika.
(3) Usipoziba ufa ?…mizi taona mpaka dani.
(4) Usilolijua?…uli za google.com.
(5) Mbio za utelezini?…chaf ua guo yako.
(6) Ukipenda boga?…ngoja mezi ya ramzani tapata.
(7) Ukiona vinaelea?…iko nyepesi hiyo.
(8) Maji... yakimwagika?…ma mbie dada ta-deki.
(9) Chelewa chelewa?…takosa guo ya sukukuu…..
(10) Kila ndege .....? Hutua Airport
(11) Bandu bandu ....? bandu bandu nini, bandua iyo bana..
(12) Mtaka cha Mvunguni ....? Binua tanda .
(13) Simba mwenda kimya .....? Iko gonjwa kama sio gonjwa iko fungwa na Yanga (14) Aisifuye mvua ....? Mkulima
(15) Barabara ndefu ....? Ongeza mwendo, tachelewa fika
(16) Mlanawe hafi nawe ila .....? Takimbia
(17) Asie sikia la mkuu ....? Tapeka jela
(18) Hasira za mkizi ....? Tatafuna veve
(19) Ujanja mwingi....? Hapana mpa kazi taibia yeye
(20) Akumurikae mchana ....? Kipofu
(21) Mficha maradhi ....?Taenda Loliondo
(22) Mkataa wingi ....? Taenda Chadema
(23) Bendera ....? Kama sio ya CCM, ya CUF
(24) Baniani mbaya ....? Sio kweli, naonea tu yeye
(25) Akili nyingi ….? Tapasi mtihan
HUYU NDIO MR.BEAN KWA INTERVIEW
Interviewer: "Mr. Bean, where were u born?!?"
Mr. Bean: "Oooh, in AMERICA.."
Interviewer: "Owky America.. Which part?!"
Mr. Bean: " Shiiiiiiit!!!! Are u insane??! What do you mean which part?!? My whole body was born there!!"
MBAGALA
Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda mabasi kama
kawaida yao,bibi mmoja alipanda akapata siti bila
shida
konda akamuuliza"bibi mbona unalia??"
bibi akamjibu "mjukuu wangu kwa miaka 25
niliyoishi mbagala sijawahi pata siti lakini leo
nimepata"
konda akamwambia "Nini nyanyuka hiyo siti ya dereva".
